Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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