if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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