They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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