Taylor Swift is so right about you.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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