So drunk its hurt
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i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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