What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize
