Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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