return my video game
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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