Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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