That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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