I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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