so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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