She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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