eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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