his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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