Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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