I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
