i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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