I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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