Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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