Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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