at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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