what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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