just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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