how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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