I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
