I want to stick my p in your. b.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
