Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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