Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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