he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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