The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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