My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
tell me about the fingering
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