Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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