Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
