Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
