David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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