going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
Randomize
