Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
honey bunches of taint.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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