you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She even gives head with a lisp.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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