if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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