all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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