I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Holy sore nipples Batman
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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