we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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