so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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