on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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