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I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

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shutup! Who?!?

(248): View more from Michigan

Hahaha April fools!

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(734): View more from Michigan

is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow

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(409): View more from Texas

i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.

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(989): View more from Michigan

i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Could a canary swim?

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Last time I ever let you pet sit.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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(607): View more from New York

I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways

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(812): View more from Indiana

These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.

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