So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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