guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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