I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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