Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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