I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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