From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I have already put on my inside pants.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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