Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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