i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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