theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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