Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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