If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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