Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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