I look better un-naked...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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