I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
mondays should just be called national damage control day
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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