I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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